collegehumor:

We Saw Matt Damon!
Eh, close enough.

collegehumor:

We Saw Matt Damon!

Eh, close enough.

comedynerdsunited:

America has regretfully discriminated against many people in our history.

We have discriminated against the blacks, the women, the Japanese, the homosexuals, the disabled, the Gingers….

But do you know who we have never discriminated against?

The people who really deserve it.

The people with…

Same

collegehumor:

CAMP: Boys vs. Girls

It’s all fun and games until you get your dick ripped off.

IM LAUGHIND WO HARDN

I want to say goodbye, but I still want to have a little piece of you. Could you give me that chance?

I trust people too easily. It’s one thing to get burned once, but it’s a whole other thing to get burned twice. And damn, does it hurt. People are doucheboxes, but i’m a douchebox for trusting them.

Baby fingernails are like daggars. Cute, tiny, painful, little daggars…